My name is Melissa but I answer to Missy, Mel, Mellers, Lissa, MelBa, Mel B....If its not offensive chances are I'll answer :-P

I am a Gemini so I'm naturally bipolar
32 years on this lovely green globe.
I'm a US Navy brat and proud Heinz 57.
Born in Portugal, raised in Spain & the USA and now living in Scotland.
I have one mental mutt named Lil Miss Sassafras, she answers to Sassie.
I have a Kermit fetish, shhh don't tell anyone.
I love football and Glasgow Celtic top my list of teams to watch.


I can talk shite with the best of them, you have been warned.